This one had me laughing...
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school *Robot slaps Son*
S: OK, I went to the movies.
D: Which 1? ...
S: Toy Story *Robot slaps son*
S: OK, it's Day with a Porn Star.
D: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! *Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son. *Robot slaps mom*
Ouch!
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